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Bird Demotivational Poster


LITTLE SISTERS - Gladly doing what you tell them for 18 years


TAGS: bird sisters
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Dirtball

JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 9:15 pm
Which one is you?
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:46 pm
i am being serious when i say this is an actual photo of my sister and me. i have never seen this photo before but it is without a doubt my sister and me.
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:44 pm
This is a picture of my sister and me!! I am so curious to find out where this photo came from!!! hahah this is SO crazy!!!


SUCCESS - God gives every bird it's food, but he does not throw it into the nest


TAGS: bird success
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by wayne64

CloudchaserS - August 1, 2012, 12:22 am
Making it next in my list of thins I wanna check out :-)
Chrysophase2003 - August 1, 2012, 12:05 am
As a believer in crap happening, I feel bad for the beings crap created to be the bird's food.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:18 pm
I must agree with my peers. This is very good Wayne. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 10:44 am
How come we never see you at Religifake CloudchaserS?.....We might Mock religion sometimes, but we also discuss it.
CloudchaserS - July 31, 2012, 10:02 am
As a believer that there is a God, I agree with this very much!
wayne64 - July 31, 2012, 9:55 am
Done! Thanks1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 9:37 am
Nice!. Please post to Religifake also. Look at you, Mister popular! 5L
wayne64 - July 30, 2012, 9:01 pm
Thanks for the positive comment! I have it posted in motitwist.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:50 pm

Wayne - this is fantastic. Please post it to motitwist as well.


RETARDS - I know a few.


TAGS: bird owl funny retards
Rating: 2.96/5

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MO - May 5, 2009, 6:49 pm
The original was an absoloute flippin hoot! This one's purdy good as well. This is supposed to be a site for humor and I'm thinking more than some on here are just way to tight....lighten up retards and show me the funny!!!
hater - November 25, 2008, 11:38 am
wow photoshop is gay
Sean - September 1, 2008, 2:49 am
Bit of an "in" joke here, but fuckin' funny. And the one at the top is the stroke of genious here. That one kills me. Bye.


THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...




LOS ANGELES CENTER -


TAGS: sr 71 blackbird
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 2:40 pm
5ick!
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:23 pm
this is bad a___! 5L


SWEET RIDE -


TAGS: avatar sweet ride bird taroc
Rating: 2.85/5

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Claire - December 23, 2009, 2:46 pm
Epic movie, awesome poster.


SMILE - Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.


TAGS: smiles sunset smiley birds
Rating: 4.12/5

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Sean - July 3, 2010, 8:31 pm
In honor of this poster I just vomitted a happy face.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:20 pm
Well said.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:22 pm

nice.


TWEETY TOE - (look again)


TAGS: tweety bird camel toe
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:27 am
Now that's funny. And yes I had to look again. Thanks for the help.


FAVORITISM - Your parents lied when they said they loved you all equally


TAGS: favoritism birds parents
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Kanidasha

Kanidasha - June 13, 2010, 12:16 am
This was my first time ever seeing this picture when I came across it. But then again....this is the internet, nothing is original anymore.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow another version of #12063 which was plagiarized by #81378... not to mention the internet since 1991.


TRUE LOVE -




DIFFERENT - Dare to be different


TAGS: birds dare
Rating: 4.08/5

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one upmanship -


TAGS: bird shit like all nsa talk
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 9:01 am
You hit the jackpot on thi5 one, RL
dy2012 - June 11, 2013, 10:06 am
5good laugh!
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:17 am
YEAH!!! Going on my FB
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Teach him who's higher on the food chain.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 8:19 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Greeny - June 10, 2013, 6:48 pm
LOL


LOVE - Yeah, yeah, yeah...... I love you too.


TAGS: love funny birds
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Dwaynhicks

R.S.Jake - July 1, 2011, 12:41 pm
Awesome!


CHIRP - Bitch!


TAGS: bird chirp bitch
Rating: 3/5
Produceman117 - March 1, 2010, 9:08 am
I actually like this! Wish I know who made it though...


IT'S A BIRD IT'S A PLANE -


TAGS: bird airplane collision
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:03 am
Headshot..LOL
Budog - June 23, 2011, 5:40 am
Dayammmm, that screwed up his whole day !!!
SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 8:23 pm
That looks like a bird you will have a plane


MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!




FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


FAVORITISM -


TAGS: bird favoritisim
Rating: 2.93/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:07 am
Mom always did like you best


CONFORMITY - Sometimes it's just easier not to fit in.




THERE'S A FINE LINE - between bravery and stupidity


TAGS: alligator bird
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by vilnius

motinet - October 15, 2012, 10:25 pm

wow


MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right




KARMA - It gets the best of us




I FARTED - Can you taste it




FAVORITISM -


TAGS: favoritism brother sibling accident bird
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:56 pm
So far Pzy, all the ones I have seen this Anon post are repeats of repeats fathered by repeats
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:03 pm

get a profile and get some creativity.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
are all these ones by Anonymous plagiarised?


SQUIRREL WARS - "Three people have been attacked by psychotic squirrels. These squirrels are not only crazy, they're German. You know they're just getting started. The French have already surrendered." - Craig Ferguson




INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way


TAGS: birds on wires upsidedown
Rating: 4.47/5

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Greeny - July 6, 2011, 7:48 pm
Birds are already screwed... that's where more birds come from
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:14 pm
Birds will be screwed when the world goes fully wireless.
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:38 am
There is if you have a Mac =D
house - June 10, 2011, 12:51 am
....and the comment section, LOL
house - June 10, 2011, 12:50 am
tks pzy - i must remember to more thoroughly check before submitting. wold,be great to have a spell check in the create section
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:39 am
supposed to be a comma after there's as well
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:38 am
*their, there's you're lucky aggy's not here
house - June 9, 2011, 11:30 pm
(N) iceman - end vat wood b ?
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:17 pm
Speeling fail. 1L


ALFRED HITCOCK'S ANGRY BIRDS - The Sequel That Was Made Into A Video Game


TAGS: angry birds hitchcock
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:40 am
guess, maybe, that may be the only way to get that "hitch" syllable posted... oh... wait...
Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:38 am
lol
Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:38 am
The Master's name was "Hitchcock"...
- April 22, 2013, 5:38 pm
Love the poster, 5L. No music in it at all, except source music in two scenes: a piano is played, and the children are singing in school.
tellitlikeitis - March 15, 2012, 1:02 pm
Cute... it's such an addicting game.


EVOLUTION - The Winner




Seriously - 3 -


TAGS: seriously calendar owl bird
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 23, 2016, 4:21 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - February 23, 2016, 3:23 am
Great picture, funny a 5er
JesusWept - February 22, 2016, 7:05 pm
A lost cause hehe.
MissPriss - February 22, 2016, 7:00 pm
Nope but they're trying really hard to make one up...teehee.


EVERYBODY KNOWS -


TAGS: bird is the word
Rating: 4.8/5

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NickelinDimer - July 19, 2016, 8:35 pm
Well, papa-oomah-maw-maw!
NickelinDimer - December 23, 2015, 1:11 am
Sean - So did Pee-Wee Herman, on the "Back to the Beach" soundtrack... Yet no-one acknowledges that!
Sean - February 18, 2011, 4:55 pm
The Ramones covered this song (Surfin' Bird) on one of their early albums. Their version is almost as good as this poster. Great.
Breannainn - February 17, 2011, 11:52 pm
lol, oh god damnit. First thing I saw when I logged on. Just had dinner. Stomach hurts from laughing. 5 lions.


WINNER / LOSER - Bread - 1 Bird - 0


TAGS: bread bird
Rating: 4.3/5

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OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.


TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.17/5

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Kel - August 27, 2008, 11:55 am
Pigeons cant shit when they are in the air.. :)


REMIND THEM -


TAGS: bird capable droppings omelette car
Rating: 4.64/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:43 pm
...And I'll show you a woman that's [most likely] "'good-looks'-impaired"!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:35 pm
Show me a tomboy who doesn't get on her feminist high horse and look for ways to be offended, who knows how to shoot, fix things, cook over fire, who doesn't play up the helpless cutesy angle to get a man to do things for her. I'll show you a dream girl.
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 10:42 pm
tomyboy, a poster, you should make one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2013, 10:27 pm
Whatever you say champ. Car cover?, parking structure?
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:28 pm
Except some neighborhoods do not have garages, nor do they have places to build them. These are often affluent, vibrant neighborhoods where the inhabitants spend six figures on a car and seven on a house. So get of your gynocentric high horse and can it.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2012, 7:04 pm

i lol'd...nice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:31 am
If you can afford a boxster, You can afford a Garage. Don't come crying to me when you park outside your mistresses house with your penis extension.


STUCK UP CROW -


TAGS: the birds set
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:32 am
quoth the raven
Ascetic - March 22, 2012, 2:39 pm
Very good
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 11:38 am
Yeah, gotta be an ol' crow to remember...5 caws
motinet - March 22, 2012, 11:25 am

Brilliant!
Budog - March 22, 2012, 6:09 am
LOL, 5L you know you are getting old if you remember that movie!
mariand - March 22, 2012, 5:04 am
hahaha...great


BLACKBIRD -


TAGS: sr 71 blackbird
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Thedewd - August 10, 2017, 1:24 am
Faster than a Dominos pizza driver...flew from London to L.A. in 3Hrs 47Min. including 2 refuelings.
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:18 pm
We used to build the most awesome stuff in this country!
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 10:15 am
It Uses Too Much Gas
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 10:13 am
I Ask You TO Not Use My Stuff .
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 6:58 pm
They were most awe5ome to watch fly nearby...


I'M READY -


TAGS: alfred hitchcock birds
Rating: 4.81/5

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hootizz - December 3, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is Brilliance..!! love how it still has an avionics theme.., 5 flocking birds for you Airman...


SOME DAYS IT JUST WASN'T WORTH IT TO GET OUT OF BED -




IGNORANCE IS BLISS - But the feeling is only temporary...


TAGS: bliss feeling ignorance snake bird
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by steve1961

steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 2:40 am
I guess it's academic cuz I don't think the robin will be coming back anytime soon...
Macumazahn - February 25, 2013, 2:34 am
As a minor quibble, that's an American snake, but a European robin... sorry!
Rudedog - February 21, 2013, 1:53 am
Love this poster. Thinking a well timed sidekick could take out the diamondback.
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 7:57 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:56 pm
Especially when you're never quite sure when it will end teehee Nice 5L sir.


365 FOOLS -




SHIT - It tends to happen when you least expect it!




HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...


TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.


APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?




GOOD LORD -


TAGS: bird poop
Rating: 4.77/5

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Greeny - August 16, 2012, 7:03 pm
5 Sham Wows, and a whole lotta elbow grease...
rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:55 pm

I don't care if he lived....I want to know what it is. 5 droppings


SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!




I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU -


TAGS: birds touching
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

LogicDude - May 30, 2009, 3:55 pm
Moooooooooom!!! He keeps touching meeeee!!! ROFL x 5 lions!
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:09 am
Brilliant!


TEXAS HEAT -




A BIRD IN THE HAND - Is worth two in the bush. Unless you have Epilepsy.


TAGS: bird hand epilepsy sayings
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
lol...this is a good one


PARALLEL UNIVERSE - Where blondes are on top!




SEX EDUCATION - a vital part of children's learning


TAGS: greeny birds bees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:56 pm
aaaah; one for the family scrapbook


BIKER CHICKS -




PIMPS - No matter the species, you can always spot them.




ANGRY BIRDS - In real life it isn't always fun and games.




WELFARE -




LISTEN MISTER... -


TAGS: bird horny seeds what seeds
Rating: 4.84/5

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Sean - August 26, 2011, 8:58 pm
I like it! Even if I don't particularly care for her tone of voice. Stand tall, Pidgy. There's a priciple at staek here -- even if neither of us know what it is.
Jackl - August 21, 2011, 12:26 pm
Ahahahaha. Wow. Exactly what I needed to see first thing on a hangover. 5


LOVE -




PUZZLING QUESTION - ARE TWO BIRDS IN THE HAND WORTH FOUR IN THE BUSH ?


TAGS: two birds in the hand
Rating: 3.57/5

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Sean - September 16, 2011, 3:24 pm
Those guys are adorable. I'm gonna say 6 ... if they're ugly.
Jerk - September 16, 2011, 11:57 am
It depends on who's Bush


A FEATHER -


TAGS: intimate sad bird s nest 8188452394
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 1:29 pm
Wait... the image. Got it now. Man, I was thinking something worse.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:30 pm
LOL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:53 am
have you guys ever seen 'allo 'allo? This poster brought back memories. 5 wet celeries.
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 8:47 am
grandma had one of these, it was always in her bedroom somewhere...she said grandpa was a dirty ol man, guess he was dusty too...5L
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 6:32 am

funny and profound. loved it. where's the 10L button.


CUTE DUCK FACES -


TAGS: duck face birds baby duckface
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

SecretAngel - June 8, 2012, 6:06 pm
kinda true
Sho - June 7, 2012, 12:23 am
My younger days
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 9:54 pm
And obviously I can't spell worth a darn while doing it either;)
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 8:15 pm
Well, actually I giving you a pouty, duckface as we speak and it's looks...well kinda bad. So no.
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:42 pm
come on, steve... there must be some other times...lol


MR YELLOW - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?




BIG BIRD - See this kids? You didn't pay enough money to PBS, now look at what you've done.




Hunting Song -


TAGS: cats birds hunting song christmas
Rating: 4.8/5

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chickenlittle - December 25, 2013, 1:20 pm
Haha love it! :)


HANGMAN -


TAGS: village birds
Rating: 4.77/5

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gas - November 22, 2011, 11:49 pm
LOL!


HEY YOU! - I am NOT a flower so stop sniffin my stinger.




THAT MEME YOU POSTED - I found someone that still thinks it's funny.


TAGS: bird chick meme
Rating: 4.25/5

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Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 8:03 pm
...and look, it's a hot chick!!


NUKES - Adding insult to injury since Hiroshima




MISUNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: nagging problem women bird plus alka seltzer equals boom
Rating: 4.92/5

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Airman - November 5, 2010, 1:25 pm
been there. best to lay low


FLAP FASTER NEXT TIME -




SONGBIRDS - They're small and they suck, but they make a tasty appetizer!


TAGS: squirrel bird vegetarian vegan carnivore
Rating: 3.25/5

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[email protected] - March 30, 2010, 2:51 pm
The day the music stopped....rather abruptly


REMEMBER -


TAGS: pzy angry birds twin towers
Rating: 2.94/5

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LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:55 am
Sending positive vibes for all affected by 9/11 from Australia. But given that I only played Angry Birds for the first time the other day the sheer hilarity of the idea has me lmao and feeling pretty guilty at the same time... good work!!
the1stCOMMI3 - September 12, 2011, 12:35 am
From soviet Russia with love and affection. But srsly though, 9/11 is tragic.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 12, 2011, 12:33 am
Weeeeell, they do say the color of communism is red & yellow.
BobDsailor - September 11, 2011, 10:00 pm
Pzy**
BobDsailor - September 11, 2011, 10:00 pm
Psy, I used to like you... But that poster took it a bit to far. I'm standing duty at Threat Level Charlie cause of that. :(


STFU - 'n GTFO noob


TAGS: bird stfu noob gtfo
Rating: 1.94/5

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runtor - November 29, 2010, 10:58 pm
I like panurt beeper and jemmy.
5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:10 pm
LEGEND was probably the only role where Tom Cruise didn't play an overconfident dick.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 12:02 pm
LEGEND Gheyest Tom Cruise movie ever! Yet somehow my favouritist Tom Cruise movie ever.
forseti - November 29, 2010, 3:46 am
You want noobs to stfu and gtfo with your first poster? In relation to (your) comments this is pretty funny... Anyway, it's funny, just too close to the same pic with a much better caption and text from a legend. 3L from me.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:28 pm
Play nice, please.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:27 pm
Steady there, Shiny. Scroll down. This has been amply addressed.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:26 pm
day late, dude
Mr. Shiny - November 28, 2010, 10:25 pm
This isn't funny. Instead of lingering in the comments list, why don't you pick up what's left of your dignity and go make a better poster?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 7:07 pm
122003
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 9:09 am
at least I'm not a cow..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 4:41 am
You still look stupid...(and you're not smart)
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 4:40 am
I feel smart
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:26 am
I thought it was hilarious too! Oh, and the motifake's pretty funny as well 5L
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:23 am
You sick, demented, horrible person!
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:22 am
I thought it was hilarious.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:19 am
This was never a laughing matter.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:18 am
It's not fun anymore. It's just stupid.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:14 am
Be weary of the invisible cribbage shackles. They tend to adorn frozen bat-wings while fishing for dead metal rivers on the saddle of forgiveness.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:08 am
I'll keep it going then.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:07 am

that is my feeding the rumor mill.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:07 am
I wouldn't know.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:06 am

they sound thay way when they are freshly pierced
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:04 am
He's speaking in tongues...
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:03 am

and why my basket gotta be pink?
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:03 am

yeah, what he said (man, the whole Japanese thing was easier)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:01 am
You know, I've said it once, and I'll say it again. You can't thoroughly scrutinize the catastrophic pink basket gorilla society for taking the whistling flute series treasure blasters on an indigenous hunt for the ancient broom-handle burial grounds.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:01 am
who me?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:58 am
That just made things awkward for everyone.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:58 am
Runt, we tend to move on when things are getting redundant. We all gave you some hints, tips, and advice. (seasoned with a few insults) just relax and go with the flow.
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:56 am
not possible to love your family too much claire. =)
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:55 am
Crank, you love your momma too much.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:53 am
What did I manage to do? Gah, I give up. This is getting nowhere quick.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:53 am
ill go with the Freudian method on this one
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:52 am
kawasaki chicken ceasar please
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:50 am
Or maybe he just wanted a motorbike and happened to be craving salad.
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:49 am
LOL I get enough fruit in my diet thanks
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:48 am
@cranky.... It is a deep manifestation of your need to toss a bikers salad....
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:47 am
so this one time, when i was like 14, i had a dream that i drove a motorbike into a huge bowl of salad. that is all.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:45 am
Nor I, yet you seem to manage it.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:43 am
Yes, I agree with you. I (believe it or not) don't take many things personally at all. But, votes are what people think of the poster, not me. I don't see how you can confuse that at all.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:39 am
Votes, language, it's all the same concept of what people think of you. As Ag said, you can't take things personally here- or anywhere, really.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:33 am
Yeah, you're right, Ag. I keep forgetting that pride is misplaced on the internet. I'll save it for the more deserving individuals I meet in person. It's much more fun when you can see facial expressions.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:32 am
I'm pretty sure I was talking about the votes when I said that I don't care. Doesn't mean I don't care when someone (internet or not) insults my use of a language. Heck, if I could, I would give the option for negative stars!
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:27 am
Cute, four comments in a row. That's a lot for someone who doesn't care.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:25 am
Slow your roll... you can't take things personally here.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:24 am
I just realized I made a mistake in reading that post about "learn and grow". I didn't separate that from the first statement. Sorry!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:19 am
And if you're going to criticize someone's spelling and grammar, at least learn to use it to perfection yourself. I can count eight errors in your last two posts. Though, don't take this as a correction, for I'm not claiming I'm great at this language.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:16 am
Whew! I'm glad I don't really care how many them I get! Boy, this world would be crashing down about me if I did...
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:15 am
I don't see how a not so great of a grammatical error would mean English (notice the capitalized "e") is my second language. And even if it was, how would looking at other existing posters help my English in any way?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 1:08 am
see those little things below your poster that look like poodles?...They're Lions...and you only get 1.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:03 am
work on the english... I'm assuming it's not your first language? You have potential, but you need to take more time looking at the existing posters... learn and grow.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:03 am
Excuse me... I've never seen... yeah, I'm sticking with that. And what the hell does "1L" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 1:02 am
"saw" you never "saw" the other poster....All that aside, This isn't funny. 1L
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:01 am
it was posted less than a week ago, sorry dude,dudette or dudah. (dont want to offend gender/orientation here)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 12:57 am
Hmmmm, I never seen that other poster before. I just thought this when I saw the picture online.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:53 am
Wail on it, woman... you have run of the site.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:52 am
It was well deserved considering 122003
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:52 am
I know, right?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 12:49 am
I hate to 1L bomb, but are you serious?


THOU SHALT NOT PASS - Without The Password


TAGS: bird
Rating: 1.92/5

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Fractals -




THE KILL -




IMITATION -




REALITY -


TAGS: bird cage stuck inside
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:52 pm
I Agree.
gas - January 4, 2012, 9:28 am
with the freedom to choose the cage in which we want to live, lol
Reality Lord - January 4, 2012, 7:09 am

i approve this message.


ITS SO EASY TO DO -


TAGS: bird poop blame
Rating: 4.22/5

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SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:49 pm
Blaming atheists? That's hardly fair. God is the one who watches every sparrow crap, or however that expression goes.


PAPA OOO MOW MOW -


TAGS: trashmen surfing bird
Rating: 3.56/5

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lyulf0 - November 30, 2011, 5:27 am
Word.


BEGONE, HERETIC! - Speak, who sent you?! Judah? Buddah? Hitlah? Or that Martian alien Lady Gaga?!




ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS... - "...My true love gave to me, a Partridge in a- HEY! Where'd it go?"


TAGS: cat partridge christmas bird
Rating: 3/5
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:19 pm
Love it...too bad it's an anonymous poster. So so sorry have to give it a 1L


BIRDS - Don't mess with them


TAGS: funny bird village people
Rating: 2.72/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 13, 2008, 1:03 pm
NOW who's the Grouch??? Hmmm?


SENSITIVITY -


TAGS: birds friends aweet mike cubby
Rating: 4.81/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:19 am
Fish yeah I know...


PERSPECTIVE -




ANGRY BIRDS - I guess the emu misunderstood the term 'fight or flight'




PIGEOWNED - "You see your actions have consequences!!"




SO, WHERE'S THE MONEY?? - If You Won't Pay Your Debts Now Don Flamingo Will Not Be Amused!


TAGS: ruthless bird mafia
Rating: 3.79/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2013, 10:49 pm
Shoebill.
forseti - April 13, 2010, 7:42 am
i do my very best ;)
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 8:36 pm
You're getting there forseti. That one made me chuckle. 5


"GET OFF MY NUTS" - Sometimes sharing just isn't in your best interests




TRANSEXUAL - Big Bird finally decided to embrace his long-denied feminine side.


TAGS: big bird seseme street muppets
Rating: 3.2/5

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culos - January 10, 2011, 9:35 am
Yes, it is! Sorry....
iKibix - January 10, 2011, 9:20 am
is it sad i know what she is cosplying and its the best one ive seen of it?


SUBTLETY - The mark of any good superhero. Right, Brainiac 5?




SUN SHINY DAYS - Perfect for picnics


TAGS: sunshine picnic birds
Rating: 3.05/5

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Faggot - October 7, 2009, 2:03 am
Thats the sims


BYE BYE BIRDIE -




FREEBIRD - No matter who's playing, always request Freebird.


TAGS: music italian clown freebird lynyrd
Rating: 2.75/5

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Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:30 pm
Hate the song, love the poster.
Shtoink - August 11, 2008, 1:44 am
not a fan of most of your posters, but this and the kermit one rawk!


MULTI-CULTURE PALS - Many Heroes, One Voice!




FREE MARKET ECONOMICS - Bitching about bird shit is fine, but at the end of the day all you'll have done is acquire a need for a shower. And throat lozenges.




RESISTANCE -


TAGS: bird sign
Rating: 2.5/5

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agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 9:55 pm
e-vil!
Sean - December 11, 2009, 9:24 pm
Oh god this poster is so true. I'm now dying to save up posters all year and then post them all at once so as to annoy the hell outta aggy. Must ... re ... sist .... Phew! Close one.
agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 7:37 pm
Jesus Christ!!! Been saving up motifakes all year? Quality over quantity... try it.


DC COMICS - This one is for you.


TAGS: stan lee marvel better than dc finger birdie
Rating: 2.44/5

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PixieStickNinja - May 15, 2010, 3:29 pm
Marvel has sucked for so long I barely even remember they exist. DC and Independents forever!
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:11 pm
Marvel does catered with some Disney thing.
Densaku - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
Well, at least DC isn't became a Disney's whore.


GENE SPLICING - This is what happens when you play God? Amsome!




HOCKEY - True fans aren't created.... They are born.




LAST MOMENTS - We all have those moments when we know we're about to die...and then we don't. Not this time.


TAGS: bird death sarcasm
Rating: 1.96/5

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NAPalm - December 18, 2008, 11:02 pm
small? look at it grabbing that car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Contrarian - June 11, 2008, 4:54 am
Awwwww! Look! It's a small tit! Such a rare sight on this site!


NOT YOUR PARENTS' DADAISM - Not even close.


TAGS: egg or bird
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - April 9, 2013, 10:12 pm

DADA is the single greatest art movement in human history, IMO. Good'un, Uggster.
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 9:40 pm
Certainly not. My father thinks he's above nonsense like this DaDa you speak of, just cuz he gots a doctorate or some 5hit like dat.


BIG BIRD IN BIG TROUBLE-ROMEO BENNETT -


TAGS: big bird dy2012
Rating: 4.88/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2012, 12:35 pm
5L for this dy2012, and I'm with you CloudchaserS. ;)
CloudchaserS - October 5, 2012, 11:30 am
I deleted ALL of the txt files on my 500G hard drive and I still don't have all the space I need :-P (hopes that someone 'll get that reference)
dy2012 - October 5, 2012, 9:20 am
thnx guyz ...
ughomer - October 5, 2012, 9:14 am
Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! 5L DY.
GaryO - October 5, 2012, 9:10 am
N-I-C-E, very timely. 5L


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